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Suspicions or not, I think their brains just imploded.
So, what's this intense thing? Did you get her knocked up or something?
I'll have you know, we haven't had sex yet.
Why don't I buy that...?
Wow. I didn't think they could find a conversation I was LESS comfortable with...
That's probably Ruby! I'll get it.
She insisted that she wanted to wait until after marriage.
Aha! So THAT'S why you were in such a hurry to elope!
Hey! It's about time. I'm dying in here.