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Mrs. Parker never learns, does she? I mean, come on! She was asking for it that time!
I guess it probably did sound better in her head though.
Aunt Fara. Can I talk to you?
Of course! Ah... Just wait outside honey. I'll be right there.
What... was that?
Look. I'm just not ready to tell her I'm dating yet.
I didn't date for the last six years because she's not terribly good around new people. I feel like I owe it to her to introduce her to this slowly.
Wow. I'm amazed at how considerate you are of her feelings! I mean, that's great, but she's not even your kid, right?
Ellen is knocked out in the background.
Ready to go, Rain?