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This was all discussed a while ago, if you recall - [link] Of course, this little revelation hasn't necessarily LOCATED him, but I guess it can be confirmed that he's not dead in a gutter somewhere or something.
And eHEARTyou.com is a parody of eHarmony, in case you didn’t catch on. Dumbest name for something I think I’ve ever come up with. Incidentally, that was actually what made it the optimal choice. ^_^
P.G. Stanton meanwhile is reference to an old work of mine that's both a long and fairly uninteresting story. I suppose I could have just made some play on the ACTUAL eHarmony guy's name, but I didn't have access to the internet the day I made the page and was too lazy to change it later. In the long run, it really doesn't matter though. He's not a significant character; you'll likely never see him again.
Jessica, however... I changed her name probably a dozen times over the past few months that I've planning this page for. Up to and including about ten minutes ago. I guess I'm stuck with Jessica now.
At eHEARTyou.com, we make falling in love easier than ever with our...
Anyone else ever notice that these dating website guys are always by themselves in their own commercial? What's up with that?
TV too loud!
I should probably get that. Try not to barf on anything while I'm gone, okay?
...but don't just take my word for it. Hear what this happy couple has to say.
"I reached a point where I thought I was never going to be happy..."
Why does that voice sound familiar...?
And then I met Jessie through eHEARTyou.com. Now I can't imagine ever being unhappy again...
...because we're getting married.
Well... I... found him.